The Winter Olympics begins in earnest tonight with the three hour Opening Ceremonies!! There are other things on but they are all crap, mostly. The rest of TV has all rolled over and shown its belly tonight, conceding NBC total domination as we immerse ourselves in becoming arm chair experts on all things winter sport-related for the next 2 weeks!!
Its Go Time for the Fucking Olympics! Yeah!!
Also, if you’re a gamer, ELeague starts up again tonight … its a fairly entertaining thing to watch. But otherwise, THE OLYMPICS!!
8pm Hour:
1st Choice: The Winter Olympics. Opening Ceremonies! “The 2018 Winter Olympics get underway as the Opening Ceremony lights up the PyeongChang Olympic Stadium. South Korea warmly welcomes the world to their first ever Winter Olympic Games with the spectacular colors, sounds, and energy of Korea on display.” NBC
2nd Choice: Who Shot Biggie & Tupac? An investigation of the unsolved murders of hip-hop icons Tupac Shakur (1971-96) and Christopher “Biggie Smalls” Wallace (1972-97). Included: remarks from former private investigators, police officers, informants and hip-hop insiders;” and more. Fox
3rd Choice: Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown; A Charlie Brown Valentine. Ugh, I dislike all these other Charlie Brown specials that have been mass produced over the years but what are you going to put on the air against the Olympics, amiright? “A “Peanuts” twin bill. First (from 1975): Charlie keeps a vigil by the mailbox; Sally thinks Linus’ gift to his teacher is for her; and Lucy demands affection from Schroeder. Then (from 2002), Valentine’s Day finds the gang searching for love: Chuck pines for the little red-haired girl; Sally seeks a way to woo a reluctant Linus; Snoopy takes to his typewriter to author the perfect poem; and Peppermint Patty meets her competition for Mr. Brown’s affections.” ABC
9pm Hour:
1st Choice: The Winter Olympics. Continues on NBC!!!
2nd Choice: Who Shot Biggie & Tupac? Continues on Fox.
3rd Choice: Child Support. This is till on, I guess? I don’t know, who is watching this? Why aren’t you watching The Winter Olympics … or MacGyver?!? ABC
10pm Hour:
1st Choice: The Winter Olympics. Continues on NBC!!!
2nd Choice: The Graham Norton Show. “will.i.am; Imelda Staunton; Cuba Gooding Jr.; and George Ezra” sit down with the crazy bastard. BBC
3rd Choice: ELeague. New season, new game, new players! “Behind-the-scenes with some of greatest CS:GO teams in the world as they enter boot camp, and find out how they prepare for the tournament.” That’s Counter Strike: Global Offensive for non-video game players … TBS